laying down some gucci moose shit with "the wallett"
11" x 17" mixed media on xeroxed paper

text from an engaged man to a single man, "what's a good place to vibe for a valentines day dinner?"
19" x 13" mixed media on paper

"ladies, do you happen to know where the architectural institute might be?"
8.5" x 11 mixed media on paper

"the media don't matter anyway, or can i get a title? or can i get a this one goes out to the dietra kruschevs?"
"8" x 8" mixed media on paper

"i phoned a
model to model
they sat
for me

when asked for
invoicey-things
or a how much?
they serviced traded
for a hippopotamus piece

but back to
the pose
it took
3 hours,
coffee befores
shots afters
both on me

was sad to see
that they
walked away
without a contribute

i painted another hippo
but i wouldn't have
gotten that hippo
if she hadn't sat
for me."
4" x 6" mixed media on paper